Dr. Atrocious

I am the hero you deserve but don't need right now. Your dear, delusional, Dr. Atrocious. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise and I like to fly around in space and... more

I am the hero you deserve but don't need right now. Your dear, delusional, Dr. Atrocious. I'm the Captain of the USS Enterprise and I like to fly around in space and occasionally get it on with hot alien chicks. I have the Matrix of Leadership in my chest, a Neuralizer in my jacket pocket, and a mechanical holster in my leg for my .44 Magnum. My weapons of choice are my ion blaster and the Laser Sword, which I use to V-cut enemies. I also have a Proton Pack strapped to my back, a whip holstered to my belt, and numerous batarangs in my back pocket. I'm faster than a speeding butterfly, more powerful than a toy locomotive, and I'm able to leap over puddles with a single bound.