Norwin Mark Castro

- Wrote The Holy Bible in under an hour with one hand tied behind my back - Ruled the Philippines with an iron fist from 1972-1986 - Taught Bill Gates a thing or two... more

- Wrote The Holy Bible in under an hour with one hand tied behind my back - Ruled the Philippines with an iron fist from 1972-1986 - Taught Bill Gates a thing or two early on in life - Discovered every element in the periodic table, except that stupid Boron - Broke nine out of ten rules in the Ten Commandments - Filled in for Satan during his unsuccessful fight with Michael - Invented blinking, perfected lying, cheating, pillaging, imagining a woman undress and daydreaming without anyone else noticing - Won an Oscar and Palm D'Or Awards for being the Best Wall Decor in a movie - Named every animal on the planet - Enticed a naked woman to eat the apple - Can burp on command - Can make my eyes cross without hurting - Won the Phulixer, Phulisther, Puliste, that damn award they give to writers except had to return in due to spelling errors - Understudy as the Fifth Horseman (what? there are only four? well, only because I haven't been approved yet) - Ask any of my ex-girlfriends, I'm faster than a speeding in bullet Special Skills Ask money from my dad Ask money from my mom Ask money from my boss Ask sex from my wife