Bobb X Ha

my attempts at being clever either succeed spectacularly or fail equally well. i want to live in san francisco sumthin' fierce but know it's way outta my price range. i... more

my attempts at being clever either succeed spectacularly or fail equally well. i want to live in san francisco sumthin' fierce but know it's way outta my price range. i can't take my hands off the handlebars when i ride a bike without crashing. i made the volleyball team at my high school. i know i can't sing, but i'm a fixture on the austin karaoke scene. i know more about sports than most people would suspect. my hands are imbued with magical powers, but if you don't know that, your existence is somewhat emptier than you at first realised. fema hates me more than you do. whenever an angel get its wings, a little part of me dies.