Leviathan, n. An enormous aquatic animal mentioned by Job. Some suppose it to have been a whale, but that distinguished (blah, blah, blah) maintains with considerable heat that it was a species of... more

Leviathan, n. An enormous aquatic animal mentioned by Job. Some suppose it to have been a whale, but that distinguished (blah, blah, blah) maintains with considerable heat that it was a species of gigantic Tadpole or Polliwig.

Hash, x. There is no definition for this word---nobody knows what hash is.

EDIBLE, adj. Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

I was actually surprised by how witty this book is...but I can handle drier humor I guess.

Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.