Adding Neil Gaiman to my list of favorite authors! Thank u, Kyra Betch for this read. Apparently, Snow White was a vampire who at one time, lived with a group of nasty dwarves and an innocent... more

Adding Neil Gaiman to my list of favorite authors! Thank u, Kyra Betch for this read. Apparently, Snow White was a vampire who at one time, lived with a group of nasty dwarves and an innocent stepmother with Wicca blood and was revived by a necrophiliac, his prince charming. WHAT A TWIST!!!

Propped open Gaiman again. Now on "Mouse": It occured then to Regan that that was what he hated most about women: their practicality. Gwen had always made him use a condom,...

Finally found it. Got lost under the bed. Monsters must have been reading it.

Simon Powers didn't like sex. ...he always felt uncomfortably that his performance was in some way being graded, like a driving test or a practical examination.

Now on "We Can Get Them for You Wholesale". Poor Peter. It's hard to come up with a list of who to kill.