Anderson Aldrich

When you've led

There's no end to an entrepreneur's story until they start shoveling dirt over you.

On their own and away from all supervision, retirees may quickly acquire the free and easy habits which all too often lead to delinquency: like cheating at bingo.

He's a penniless adventurer, an unbridled libertine who has no scruples in compromising his conquests. She, navigating on the ocean of perfidy.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of... all we are saying is give peace a chance. And John is marching on.

Who says a 23-year-old waiting in his parents' basement can't knock and shoot?

More like Lexicon With Friends.

If you don't think this is the ultimate mind frick, you will be disqualified.

Three plastic toys. Three plastic toys. See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the horse's wall, which ended up with an explosive brawl. Did you ever see such a ludicrous squall, as... more

Three plastic toys. Three plastic toys. See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the horse's wall, which ended up with an explosive brawl. Did you ever see such a ludicrous squall, as three plastic toys?

Le sea monsters then came to the house of (50,000,000) bricks. "Laisse-nous entrer, laisse-nous entrer," they cried, "or we'll huff and puff till we blow your house in." The three little plastic toys... more

Le sea monsters then came to the house of (50,000,000) bricks. "Laisse-nous entrer, laisse-nous entrer," they cried, "or we'll huff and puff till we blow your house in." The three little plastic toys then chucked pigs, hurled cattle, and lit explosives down a mudpool gateway into a subterranean waterworld to end all their PANIC, which, au fait, all began when Coboy, Indien et Cheval plunged into a wee bit of chaotic adventure involving magma, tundra, flood, scientist pranksters, and a mad chase for a missing brick wall. Blague à part, it's all buffoonery at this surprise francais party. It's endlessly hilarious as the town is always panicky. Il est fantastique, no?

When you blow the head gasket, water enters the cylinder. When you end up with milky oil, you snap a piston rod. Don't snap a piston rod. Get rid of your beat-up Honda Accord.

Despite our philosophical disagreements, Paris Hilton would never, ever be turned away at my grand opening night.

In nature, there is no such thing as a secret world of animals, no understanding, no mercy, no kinship. Just blank stares of half-bored interest in food. And this realization imbues meaning to... more

In nature, there is no such thing as a secret world of animals, no understanding, no mercy, no kinship. Just blank stares of half-bored interest in food. And this realization imbues meaning to Treadwell's life and death beyond his mission.

We don't get to choose our warts. We can, however, choose our friends.

Do you have a favorite-sounding made-up word? My top five are confuzzled, snirt, smushables, Noblets, and sexing commune-ites.

Grandpa was the most interesting man in the world before it was cool.