"There's a guest here spreading a vicious, nasty, scurrilous rumor about me and a gerbil. Ok, I'm sure you've heard it. And a there's not a word of truth to it. Ok, he has a personal vendetta. Don't believe one word of that. It's not true. However, in the interest of full disclosure, I will tell you that um, I do have a tickle in my anus." - Larry (The Bat Mitzvah)
