"GET IN MAH BEHLLEE!" demands the great Lord Jabu-Jabu. And I'm willing to comply, for the attentions of a scaly young princess such as you. Fear not, young damsel. For I, Link, aka The Undeterrable Crumpet, do dare to contest this great monstrosity for the right to "take a ride down the Hershey Highway", then to "chow down on Georgia o'Keeffe's inspiration". Possibly with a side of chips and a slice of lemon. Your gentleman Knight is here!
