...well, I love a good sci-fi yarn. I really do. And, honestly, Schwarzenegger's Total Recall was a great story-idea that suffered onscreen death of cohesion and stillbirth of artistic integrity that comes from hiring a overgrown, roid-raging gubernatorial afterthought that goose-stepped off of the final Aryan Internment Camp des Tages to be shut down after the Allies won the War. But it was a good story.
Now, how can they win me over, and have me take a new incarnation of this movie seriously, for this new generation of movie-goe......
COLLIN FARRELL??!
...eins, zwei, drei anyone? Maybe they've remastered the....
