Nickie Fleming

Loves comedies. Watched all 222 Roseanne episodes close to 30,000 times in the last 20 years. My husband is the funniest man alive. He has a Charlie Chaplin tattoo that... more

Loves comedies. Watched all 222 Roseanne episodes close to 30,000 times in the last 20 years. My husband is the funniest man alive. He has a Charlie Chaplin tattoo that everyone thinks is hitler... F**king idiots I tell ya! My 10 year old daughter crescent is just as funny, she embraces her dork-tardedness because I told her being funny & acting stupid & making fun of everything will get you very far in life. Just ask mike judge or Steven Hillenburg. She gets it. There is never a dull moment in our house hold. Although I am a pretty shy gal, yes believe it or not it took me until I was 23 to make friends, I still like to entertain people & make them laugh, even at my own expense but mostly because I drink a lot of tequila. I'm a big music person, I was raised with 3 old brothers who were metal heads, name a rock band & I have probably seen them live? Been to over 200 shows since the age of 8 & there isn't a style I discriminate against, I'll listen to freaking polka. My favorite artist is Selena & I'm a huge fan of Hank 3, type o negative and tool but I like everything, mostly country from the 80's & 90's On any given day I'll blast hard core gangster rap & drive my g6 with the seat laid back & act like a hard ass thug in the middle of upscale suburbia. I'm white so I'm sure other white dudes think it's cute. Pppsssh! My absolute favorite movie is the big lebowski, I'm eventually going to get that detailed big lebowski duddha back piece I've been dreaming of, however since I'm almost 30 I've kind of grown out of the tattoo faze. I will however get my Rosezilla tattoo. What's that you ask? It's the head of Roseanne and the body of Godzilla (please don't steal my idea) it will be pretty small & probably some where under my tricep & intertwine with my gawdaweful quarter sleeve.