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A person with moral values....Nuf Said!! follow me: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Untouchable-Security-LLC/161604413874272 http://twitter.com/#!/ASD2nite http://www.myspace.com/allsaintsday2nite 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not White. 3. Rap music is here to stay 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller. 8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF face book" 1. To the people who have like 25,098 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends...you're stupid. Go kill yourself 2. If people are ugly, stop saying you're jealous of their beauty. 3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. 4. No little 6 year old with bloody eyeballs and no toes on their left foot is going to come through your window and kill you. 5. Your crush isn't going to call you, email you, or tell you he/she loves you. 6. Who really gives a rats ass if you have very few friends and not enough comments. 7. Little 6th and 7th 8th graders who have myspace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. 8. I say you go and pass this on, maybe it will finally get through people's brains, if they have them 9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true Friend. 10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance! This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you. 12 Things To Do At A Wal-Mart: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they arent looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, Code 3 in housewares... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. Move a CAUTION - WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers youll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if he can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why cant you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 12. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly: "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"