Daizee Balcum

I am who I am. Your approval isn't needed <3 I've been through entirely too much for my age; I feel like I'm 23 going on, like, 60. Gotten most of the immoral... more

I am who I am. Your approval isn't needed <3 I've been through entirely too much for my age; I feel like I'm 23 going on, like, 60. Gotten most of the immoral, illicit and illegal habits and pastimes out of my system pretty early. Life certainly has slowed down for this one, but still feel like I'm paying my dues (without being on paper, ha) and have become quite particular and respectful to the idea of karma. I was told that I would make an ideal writer, journalist or lyricist, but I unambiguously hate being forced to write. My best materia comes sporadically when I'm doing God knows what and I abruptly just need to put a pen to a piece of paper. Some of my poetry is in this profile, I don't expect you to grasp much of it. I've always been fascinated by the human psyche, notably the malfunctions of individuals that are not readily understood... Or, in laymans terms, I like to try to gain an understanding of the sick fucks: Dahmer, Bundy, Gein, Wuornos, Fish, Gacy, etc... The stuff that is unfathomable to even discuss in dayight. I also, having some unfortunate mishaps of my own alongside my college education, have a reflective amount of knowledge and familiarity in the Criminal Justice field. I've done some part in lawyering myself, friends and family (but I'm not claiming to be proficient enough for everybody). Thus, my aspiration is to be something along the lines of a forensic psychologist. In the meanwhile, slingin drinks pays the bills, and I'm pretty damn good at it, despite bein a young'n in the field. People oftentimes consider me a bit of a pessimist, but as my father says, "if you tend to think for the worst you'll always be pleasantly surprised." I love that man, you'd never conceive what he's been through for me. He's my all time favorite person, next is probably be a toss up between my Ravyn, Casondra, Beth and Cherrish. I'm lucky to have more than one best friend, and they're all different and crazy in their own way. However serious I may be coming along thus far is not my intention. If you've met me in person you know that I live for toiling in obscurities, random uncalled-for outbursts and playful rhetoric. And apparently I swear entirely too much in my most candid state. Random facts: -I am the record holder for youngest person in the state of NV to qualify for & compete in the State geography bee. -My dad owns a sound company in MI and played roadie til I was a kid, I was pretty much raised backstage. -I'm what some would consider heavily tattooed, but it's the most overused, obvious, and therefore hated, thing you could compliment me on. -I used to live in a trailer park, and never saw the suburbs until I moved to Vegas when I was 10. -I have a strange and irrational fear of pears. Yes, the fruit. -And a passionate hatred for flip flops. -I always part my hair on the left side because I have a scar on my right eyebrow. Tragic eyebrow piercing incident involving a mosh pit... -I haven't seen my natural hair color in at least 6 years. -I've had a heart attack, shingles, fractured my C2 and C3 (concurrently), have a constant rotating L2, torn almost all the tendons and ligaments in both of my knees, 'misplaced' half a carpal in my left wrist, dislocated a shoulder several times AND dislocated my hip. WTF with the old folk issues? -Yet I have a surpassingly high pain tolerance, and my injuries typically go unnoticed for usually significant periods of time. And I still get around pretty well. -I used to be a sponsored rollerblader when I was a kid. Call it lame, I thought I was AWESOME. -I started gogo dancing @ 16 when I just dressed scantily-clad to a TECH N9NE show and he decided to throw me onstage cuz he was short a girl. -My dog is like my kid. There are times when I will deny hanging out or cut out early to go play with him. I work alot as it is and hate to keep him in a kennel while I'm out galavanting. -My favorite flavor is yer mom. -My biggest pet peeves are: * Indirect shit talking, directly. *People talking about how fucking cool they are. * Repeating myself. *People who ask you a question, only to interrupt you during your answer. *Persistent unsolicited advice. *And those who seek my advice, only to make an argument out of it (I don't sugarcoat, sorry). *Opening lines involving tattoos (WEAK). *People who grow up & never learn to fend for themselves. *People who talk bad about my family. *Chick flicks. *Breed Specific Legislation (Pitbulls particularly). -More later, maybe...