Dale Ley III

I'm Dale Dean Ley III, Dale for short. I have a social security number. It is *** ** ****. I was born in September. It is a nice month. Go outside one day in... more

I'm Dale Dean Ley III, Dale for short. I have a social security number. It is *** ** ****. I was born in September. It is a nice month. Go outside one day in September and try and tell me otherwise. I have a facebook account. You're viewing it now. I have a twitter account. @jimmyfallon follows me. You should too. @daleleyiii. I root for sports teams. Examples are the St. Louis Cardinals, New Orleans Saints & Mizzou Tigers (that's the University of Missouri for anyone outside of Missouri). I root AGAINST sports teams. Examples are easy. Any team on the east or west coast. They have too much bloody money. I like viewing art. And making it. And designing it. And discussing it. I like music. Listening to it. Appreciating it. Discovering it. I am married. Have you met my wife? She is pretty awesome. Look her up. Her name is Katharine. Kate for short. I am a dog person. I have a puppy. She is a white fluffball. She is the cutest puppy in the world. I am serious. I challenge you to find a cuter dog. I like planes. I cannot fly them. But I want to. Until then, I will fly in them to far away places. I like to travel. Especially to new places. And take in the culture. I do not take many pictures of these places. They take away from the experience. I wish I had a personal photographer to document my life. It would make uploading photos to facebook and twitter easier. I only wear Nike stretch fit hats. They fit just right. Other hats make my head look weird. Or maybe my head just looks weird all the time. I only wear Adidas running shoes. I currently have five pairs. The oldest date back to 8th grade. I drive a Volkswagen Passat. It has features. It makes me smile every time I drive it. Watch around town for me. Look for the awkward guy with a big smile driving a Volkswagen Passat. I am a Mac, not a PC. I have an iPhone. I have to charge it every night. The apps on my iPhone are organized by color, not by importance. I collect toys. I display them in my office at work. And play with them. I embellish stories. I do not make them more interesting. Just longer to listen to. I do not like olives. Or coconut. Or avocados. At least that is what I say. I eat them all. I use google as a verb. And IMDB. And wikipedia. I haven't touched an encyclopedia since the 4th grade. I am happy in life.