Ryan Miller

BITCH , you ain't pretty , Your a slut , thats why all the guys talk to you . You do it... No you do it!!... No you!!... Fine, ill do it... NO!! I wanna do it!!, It used... more

BITCH , you ain't pretty , Your a slut , thats why all the guys talk to you . You do it... No you do it!!... No you!!... Fine, ill do it... NO!! I wanna do it!!, It used to be “Can I have your number?” Now it’s “Do you have facebook?”, "can i have gum??" "Sorry that was my last one!" BIGGEST LIE EVER!, no Microsoft, I did NOT spell my name wrong, 'did u clean ur room?' 'yes' 'im going 2 check' 'no, wait!', OMG?! WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! … I yawned you idiot -_-, I hate two faced people. It's hard to decide which face to slap first., I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :), people are obsessed with the front seat of the car but the back seat of the bus. its so weird, That mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs!, I wish cancer got cancer and died.. , Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face., After Monday & Tuesday, even the calender is like "W T F"., I love sleep so much, it's the first thing I want to do when I wake up, "Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption"., p, p, p pokerface, ale ale alehadro, j, j, just dance ! *clearly lady gaga has a stutter problem .*, SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO TELL A STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway..., Reading something in class, seeing a big word, and saying "Whatever that word is".. then continuing on reading., When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses, everythings 10x funnier when you have to pee :), grocery store cashier : "Is that all?" Me: "No, I'm hiding the rest and you have to find it.. -.-",if you can raed tihs whit no porlebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt. :), I like your makeup... LOL, jk. It looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola., I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me, you're one of them., I Can Do It Perfectly, Until, I Try Showing Someone. Then I Can't Do It., I wonder if P. Diddy wakes up feeling like Kesha, I Hate That Little Triangle That The Windshield Wipers Doesn't Wash., "ur cute when ur mad"......"well imma bout to get adorable", I am telling the truth, but then I smile, and then people think I am lying., do you mentally say "wed-nes-day" when writing "wednesday" cause i do?, Why do hand sanitizers only kill 99.9% of germs? I want the .01% killed too!!!, "What time is it?" "There is a clock right there." "DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?!", I always mumble the bits of songs i dont know. THEN BELT THE CHORUS WITH ALL MY HEART ;), "NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" ... "Yeah cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers", When a girl cries over a boy, its not very suprising...but when a boy cries over a girl...its heartbreaking to watch..., Watching horror movies and saying "No don't go down there u idiot..... no aaaawwww now ur dead i told you not to go down there"...... "ASS!!", Nice guys are ugly, hot guys are jerks, and hot nice guys are g*y., Hate w3n Ppl tYp3 L!k3 tH!$. dO yOu r3@lLy h@v3 tH@t MucH t!m3????, Oxi clean commercials arn't the same without billy mays yelling at me, Yeah, I'm quiet... around you. You should see me with my friends., Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?, Why is Monday sooooo far away from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?, SHUT UP! I’M TRYING TO TELL A STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway…, mom, i could be dying and you're not answering the phone........