Gil Dominguez

I was BORN to make people laugh and spit out liquids of various colors and temperatures. Well technically I was born because my parents didn't use a condom. Well they... more

I was BORN to make people laugh and spit out liquids of various colors and temperatures. Well technically I was born because my parents didn't use a condom. Well they did but it broke. I like to think I was a superfast swimmer and broke through it like Carl Lewis at the end of a sprint but it turns out it was just a really old condom. Like 7 years past it's expiration date. Let me be a lesson to check the date on those love gloves. Seriously, I was a BASTARD of a kid.