Brett Googleshark Horsley

I was born at 11am, in the fifth carriage of a city bound train during a particularly gentle thunderstorm. My mother was working at the time and as such could not be... more

I was born at 11am, in the fifth carriage of a city bound train during a particularly gentle thunderstorm. My mother was working at the time and as such could not be in attendance, but recounted the day in later years as largely uneventful. This is academic to me however, as my memory of the time is hazy at best. I was sent into the work force almost immediately and began my career as a snake charmer, moving through the ranks to become a full blown curtain detailer at the age of sixteen. While the job was mildly rewarding, I felt it lacked the obvious danger typically associated with heroism and thus set about constructing a series of business cards advertising my services in rectifying a number of wolf-related issues. They proved ineffectual as time constraints only allowed the production of two (2) units, one of which was left in the pocket of my waistcoat during a wash cycle, the other was ironically lost whilst running from an overtly playful staffordshire terrier. My first single was released to reviews in the summer of the same year, and all the while my burgeoning collection of interesting words to use one day sat silently by a grandfather clock in my bedroom that had been given to me as payment for some fancy horse riding I had done the previous week. I have never shot a tiger, and have been known to enjoy picnics. NOW LET'S ALL GO SURFING!!!!!!!!