Guru of 12 things

Absolutely one of the great sleeper Beatles hits. Covered marvelously by Regina Spektor on the Amnesty International charity album.

This is what I love about Futurama. It has the uncanny ability to be hilarious and simultaneously touching. Lars's revelation at the end brought tears to my eyes. The other two Futurama "movies" are pretty basic stuff, but this one..this one is absolutely one of the greatest accomplishments of animation in existence.

She's engaged to Ben Gibbard..how tragic.

True masters of the RPG.

Ha. Most hilarious mystical creature ever.

COME BACK JEFF.

Terrible, terrible movie..but a shining emblem of my youth.

I live in the south and I am so offended by this show...ha no, it really is EXACTLY like this.

A song by Early Cuyler:


Love your feller man, just as long as you can,
Before the locusts swoop down from on high,
Where the creek bed turns red,
And your face fills with boils,
And the serpent will feast on the damned!

You best submit to your husband,
Lest your organs be devoured,
By the jagged hellish teeth,
Of the Beast from down below!

By the Code of Hammurabi,
Both your eyeballs will be taken,
They'll be plucked out of your head holes,
And shown to your body,

Which is now just a skeleton,
Cause he also ate the flesh off,
He'll use your radius and ulna,
As a toothpick for his hellmouth......