Jarrett Pahinui

Reformed sticker whore; I'm trying to keep it real, as they say. I'm a HUGE fan of the Vancouver Canucks. I love my girlfriend, my dog, Never Not Funny and old Slim Jim... more

Reformed sticker whore; I'm trying to keep it real, as they say. I'm a HUGE fan of the Vancouver Canucks. I love my girlfriend, my dog, Never Not Funny and old Slim Jim commercials starring "Macho Man" Randy Savage. Occasional hair metal fan. I kinda have a crush on Ryan Kesler. In the unlikely event that there's something about me that you're curious about, lemme know and I'll try to be as forthright as I can.