Joe Dissolvo

The name's Joe Dissolvo. I'm a rude, crude, sometimes nude gnarly bass playin' dude. That's what I do. I'm a bassist. I've been in tons of bands, and chances are... more

The name's Joe Dissolvo. I'm a rude, crude, sometimes nude gnarly bass playin' dude. That's what I do. I'm a bassist. I've been in tons of bands, and chances are pretty good you've seen me at a show, either there watching, or playing. I live for being on stage. And chances are, if you've attended a show I'm at, you've probably seen me in some stage of undress. I'm a scruffy Nerf herder with borderline alcoholism. I'm a soft hearted scoundrel that parades around proudly in his underwear. I'm a little short to be a stormtrooper, but I'll never turn down an eating challenge.