Natalie McKenzie

I'm just a humble girl who is somewhat confused about life, what to do with it, and the people in it. I am smart, quirky, opinionated, and easily amused. My best... more

I'm just a humble girl who is somewhat confused about life, what to do with it, and the people in it. I am smart, quirky, opinionated, and easily amused. My best companion is my black cat, Treasure. Ice cream should only be eaten with a plastic spoon and Disney's Winnie the Pooh is evil. I have remarkable aim with throwing stars, a mean roundhouse kick, and a lasting fondness for ice cream sodas and hot chocolate. My good fortune has been immense, but my recognition and appreciation is immeasurable. I am double jointed in both my hands and can recite the prologue from Romeo and Juliet by heart. I try to be good. Strangers scare me. Life is absurd, but absurdity amuses me. I have a thirsty curiosity.