Marcus Dowling

"Marcus Dowling eats children. It has been reported that he once emptied an entire Guatemalan orphanage in a single meal. But in between his travel to find a good price... more

"Marcus Dowling eats children. It has been reported that he once emptied an entire Guatemalan orphanage in a single meal. But in between his travel to find a good price on his delicacy of choice, he writes. A lot. And he's damn good at it. He's the guy that makes you kick yourself in the ass after you read about the show you just missed. He's the guy that has his ear to the street and will let you know what's hot before you've ever heard about it. He's the guy that every damn blog I visit has writing for them. He's at every damn party you go to, or want to go to. The man has not slept since 1982. How does he do it? Massive talent, and a steady diet of children." - Lai Wei-Hwa about me, from August '09 Intercontinental Champion of Information Dissemination. Backbreaker. Tastemaker. Rumpshaker. I don't apologize and don't play by the rules. I have a deep obsession with omniscience. I live life simply to achieve every dream or thought I've ever had. If it crosses my mind, it's more than likely that I'll do it. I'm a hedonist as well. So, if something makes me me feel good, from food, to art , or pretty much anything (legal, lol), I'll do it, and do it a lot. I'm 100% sure that when I die, I'm going to be reincarnated in the 40th century as Barbarella writhing in the Excessive Machine.