Matt Haze

I hate bios. They’re long, boring and so blah. So, instead of sharing my life story in paragraphs that seem to be written by someone besides me, I will share with... more

I hate bios. They’re long, boring and so blah. So, instead of sharing my life story in paragraphs that seem to be written by someone besides me, I will share with you 20 random facts about me. Some are important to know. Many not so much. the random 20 of matt haze… 1. i’m matt haze. surprised? 2. i’m a radio, tv and online personality/commentator/comedian kind of guy. 3. i started in radio at age 15 by reading the news on my buddy’s show on a college radio station. 4. i once said “lesbian” on my high school morning announcements. it was an accident. really. 5. making you laugh while making you THINK at the same time is what i love to do. 6. i call new york city home. 7. i’m a geeky midwest white boy, born and raised in cleveland, ohio. 8. i love people. so much that i will sit with you until i discover the real you. 9. i have a sick obsession of observing people on the streets and pointing things out for the world to see. 10. when i grow up, i want to be danny ocean in oceans eleven and thirteen (twelve was ehhhhhh) 11. i once danced on stage with eddie money’s daughter on national television… and got paid for it. 12. i like pudding. 13. my iPhone has created an unhealthy obsession. 14. outback steakhouse is the bomb. 15. no kanye, beyonce did not have one of the best videos of all. time. i don’t get the single ladies video. 16. longest time on the radio: 18 straight hours playing john mellencamp in high school. no joke. 17. i hope to one day meet former president bill clinton, shake his hand, look him in the eye and say “you pimp, you!” 18. i appreciate culture and the theater, but half way through a show i want to get up and yell “get-r-done!!!” 19. if there was a term for having an unhealthy obsession to twitter, i’d have business cards with the term on it. 20. i want to get to know YOU. let’s talk.