#341 - I laughed so hard, I cried ... A monkey with a monkey on his back. LOL

www.chucklorre.com/index-bbt.php?p=341

A lot of GREAT shows, but to me will always me the guy responsible for killing Two And a Half Men.

I would love to know...and read...what's after all of his works. Looks like a journal & interesting on his thoughts. Does anyone know what it is?

i♥U Chuck! Makin' me happy for 4 years now... thanks for all the laughs!!!

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #326
"In the near future, we will see brain scan technology that can determine, without fail, if someone is telling the truth. Shortly thereafter, we will be able to buy... more

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #326
"In the near future, we will see brain scan technology that can determine, without fail, if someone is telling the truth. Shortly thereafter, we will be able to buy mobile devices that perform the same task on the fly. In other words, we are on the verge of having all of our conversations constantly and instantly monitored for veracity. This would then spawn a counter-technology comprised of personal mind shields that keep oneself from being scanned (the use of which would, of course, imply that one is keeping secrets). The end result? Universal honesty, initially as a result of the duress of surveillance, will become the norm. Then, over time, this mode of thinking, communicating and behaving will become second nature. This will usher in the dawn of a new civilization. After thousands of years of human suffering, world peace and the long-fabled 'good will towards all men' will have finally arrived. The end of lying and cheating will also mark the end ...

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #269
"I have long believed that part of our problem with resolving race issues in America is our inability to accurately name what we are. Aside from the occasional Johnny... more

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #269
"I have long believed that part of our problem with resolving race issues in America is our inability to accurately name what we are. Aside from the occasional Johnny and Edgar Winter, there are no white people. Any child with a box of crayons can tell you that white people are, in fact, beige. The sickly ones are gray. Following this crayon logic, one can easily see that there are really no black people. They are brown. Or perhaps raw umber. Or maybe burnt sienna. Frankly, every time I hear someone comment on America's first black president, I can't help thinking, "No, he's not. He's more like caramel." Which is why I think we should all get in the habit of calling each other what we really are. How can you racially slur a man by calling him "beigey" or "umber?" The answer is you can't. Because that's exactly what he is. The melanin doesn't lie. Buy a box of Crayolas and see for yourself. We are all members of the National Association for the Advancem...

Created "The Bing- Bang. Theory" too....

Is he really a homophobic misogynist, or does he just write them on TV?