Erotic Literature at it's best.... Here is Gilbert reading from "Fifty Shades of Grey"
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@RealGilbert just wrote:
"Mike Wallace would have still been alive if they called the ambulance 60 Minutes earlier.
R.I.P. Mike Wallace" - on twitter

@RealGilbert Wrote:
I'm looking at Scarlett Johansson's ass in a photo. I wouldn't mind living in there.

I think I just saw Gilbert Gottfried, but he was coming in while I was going out, you just can't turn around @ a TSA checkpoint.

See GILBERT tonight at 10pm on LAW & ORDER: SVU.

@RealGilbert Wrote:
Robert Wagner asked his wife Natalie Wood, "Do you want to shower on the boat?"
Natalie Wood replied, "No, I'll just wash up on shore."
1 hour ago on Twitter.

@RealGilbert Gilbert Gottfried Wrote On Twitter :

"On the news they showed Lindsay Lohan in handcuffs. Well, I know what I'll be jerking off to tonight."
2 hours ago

Just on a philly-based talk show, interviewed from his Brooklyn browstone steps *huh?*. He's either a genius or an asshole. An assholian genuiui? Where's Freud when you need him.

Gilbert Wrote:
In the news... Falling satellite debris might be hitting earth. I don't know how many people will be killed, so I haven't written any jokes.

3 hours ago via Twitter

In March 2011, Gottfried made jokes on his Twitter account in reference to the earthquake disaster in Japan. He later deleted the tweets and apologized. Aflac, which does 75% of its business in... more

In March 2011, Gottfried made jokes on his Twitter account in reference to the earthquake disaster in Japan. He later deleted the tweets and apologized. Aflac, which does 75% of its business in Japan, dismissed Gottfried on March 14, 2011 and announced a casting call for his replacement as the voice of its duck mascot.[9] He was replaced by Daniel McKeague on April 26, 2011.[10]

TOO SOON!!
During his monologue at a Friars Club roast of Hugh Hefner just three weeks after the September 11 attacks, Gottfried joked that he had intended to catch a plane, but couldn't get a... more

TOO SOON!!
During his monologue at a Friars Club roast of Hugh Hefner just three weeks after the September 11 attacks, Gottfried joked that he had intended to catch a plane, but couldn't get a direct flight because "they said they have to stop at the Empire State Building first." Audience members responded with hisses and a cry of "Too soon!". Gottfried then abandoned his prepared remarks and launched into the venerable Aristocrats joke, winning back the audience.[7] Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza used Gottfried's monologue as a segment in their 2005 film, The Aristocrats.[8]

@RealGilbert Wrote:
I'm looking at Scarlett Johansson's ass in a photo. I wouldn't mind living in there.
1 hour ago via Twitter.

he's actually really good at replying to people on Twitter. Even a Thanks for little compliments and stuff. He actually Reads his Fans Tweets. Good Dude, a little Eccentric, but a really decent guy.

His voice gives me hives.

just tweeted me... again. we're like "Bros" now I think....

Yeah, those jokes about Japan after the earthquake and tsunami were in very poor taste.