Watch'n Simon Birch... ..Joseph Mazzello was such an adorable child actor....I can't think of one movie he was in that I didn't like.

Watch'n Simon Birch... ..Joseph Mazzello was such an adorable child actor....I can't think of one movie he was in that I didn't like.

he was a cute little boy in "Radio Flyer"

oh precious baby angel, i am having a moral dilemma here, you know, i want to see your dumb pretty face on the big screen but G.I. Joe???? i don't know if i can do it, man...i'm still laughing about... more

oh precious baby angel, i am having a moral dilemma here, you know, i want to see your dumb pretty face on the big screen but G.I. Joe???? i don't know if i can do it, man...i'm still laughing about the mere fact that you're in it....because.....get it....joe....ah, i've already made the joke, it's done.

no no no NO NO JUST NO YOU ARE KILLING ME, SIR, I AM HURTING RN

Every time he popped up on screen during TSN I was really distracted by his face.

you are so outstandingly perfect, sir

ugh why can't i be an upper middle class member of society with several hundred dollars to spend on the helmet you wore in the pacific why whhhhhhhhy god almighty why

THE KID FROM JURASSIC PARK GREW UP TO BE EUGENE SLEDGE!?!?!?!? WHHHAAAAAATTTTTT????!?!?!?!??!!!!!????

someone needs to make a gif of timmy following after Dr. Grant that says "fuq da police" because that little bitch is a REBEL

i am now preparing myself for and 90 minutes of "klsjflaksjf"ing and "awwawawwww"ing and a little crying because of tim

I bet he's making little party hats for his cats as I type this. It's a crazy cat person thing.

aw, happy birthday, bitch, i love you so god damn much. i have a lot of erotic yet maternal things to say about you but i feel like i should get drunk first so maybe tonight, ok, babes.

His tears cure cancer.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN KEEP CHECKING IN? IS MY LOVE NOT ENOUGH?

Since everything else in my life is a mess today, I am going to take control of the one thing I can and become a Joe Mazzello superfan.

I don't want to write this article. I just want to get this superfan sticker.

Embracing the situation.

What if I checked in here as often as Edie checked into Ross McCall?

Yes, I'm still thinking about Joe Mazzello. Get out, bro. Get out.

Really, you're going to invade my dreams too? Really?

just got flipping butterflies from a picture of sledge like are you kidding me, man, the things you make me feeeeeel

Everytime I watch Joe as Sledge, I love him more. Such a stunning performance.

You are ruining my life and I don't appreciate it.

UGH RE-READING WITH THE OLD BREED MAKES ME APPRECIATE HIS FLAWLESS PERFORMANCE AS SLEDGE EVEN MORE as though that's even possible

Joe Mazzello can't draw. I can't draw. Obviously meant 2 b.

YOU'RE MINE NOW, BITCH

I got it, I'll just watch Jurassic Park or s/t whilst doing schoolwork. It's called compromise. I love you. I mean what.

SHOULD BE DOING SCHOOLWORK, SEE A GIF OF YOU, WANT TO WATCH ALL OF THE THINGS

I need to have me a marathon soon...IT'S BEEN TOO LONG, MY SWEET GINGER TREAT.