Karl: People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
Ricky: I don't know what that means. You may be a genius because I don't get that.
Karl: Because the people knocking at the door will... more

Karl: People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
Ricky: I don't know what that means. You may be a genius because I don't get that.
Karl: Because the people knocking at the door will be able to see you, 'cos it's a glass house. So don't pretend you're not in.

The council would say get that down. It's a death trap.

It's proper mental that is.

Love this guy he is hysterical! You can't buy humor like this.

Poor Karl, Steven and Ricky are so mean to him.

He makes me laugh. His ideas and views on the world are unique and hilarious!

Watching the Ricky Gervais show on HBO on demand. He's too funny.

"If I met myself, I'd wonder who's the real me..."

"If your dreams are better than your life, what's the point; your dreams should never be better than your real life." Karl Pilkington

if i was him i would be kicking their asses when i got back and then dragged with them me lol

An Idiot Abroad: Whale Watching

An Idiot Abroad: Swimming with Dolphins

Love him. and his way of thinking.watching him on an idiot abroad 2, bucket list.

"starfish and a sausage should never meet" 😂

"starfish and a sausage should never meet" 😂

"I've always thought it'd be handy to have a volcano close to hand. You know, to get rid of old mattresses/old chests of drawers you don't want"

Happiness is like cake. You have too much of it and it will make you sick.-Karl

On An Idiot Abroad - The Bucket List: I love when Karl gets to an island on which the entire tribe's language has only words that start with "N." Karl's main observation is "When kids play the game... more

On An Idiot Abroad - The Bucket List: I love when Karl gets to an island on which the entire tribe's language has only words that start with "N." Karl's main observation is "When kids play the game 'I Spy,' they can only say, 'I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'N.'" This naturally doesn't sound like much fun to Karl. He may say some silly things, but often a clever but pointless observation comes from that head shaped like an effin' orange.

LOVE the pic! Just saw the commercial for An Idiot Abroad 2. Cannot wait to watch. Karl is a genius at unintentional comedic timing.

Karl Pilkington is a sweet-heart. He's smarter than he looks. :-D

Where's his picture? Listening to Ricky and Steve picking on Karl on youtube.

I love your orangey head

Karl: The problem is I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut.

Karl: "At the end of the day, if you spoil yourself, you can't enjoy simple things. Have a treat, but not every day. The chefs on Master Chef, they're not enjoying a meal. They leave the food in the... more

Karl: "At the end of the day, if you spoil yourself, you can't enjoy simple things. Have a treat, but not every day. The chefs on Master Chef, they're not enjoying a meal. They leave the food in the mouth far too long; they're tasting it too long. Get it 'et!"

There it is the big Jesus hahaha I reckon I can go ome now

"The Elephant Man never would have gotten up and gone, 'Oh God. Look at me hair today'"

"It annoys me when animals are named after what they eat. I don't like anteaters."

Karl: "And this woman could eat food with her feet. If she isn't hungry she looks pretty normal."

Karl: "His head was in perfect condition...it just wasn't attached to his body."