He's real. Real hilarious.

This mofo is hilarious! Love all of his stand ups!

Thank u all for Coming Now Sit Yours A$$ Down!!!

You ain't gonna find a bunch of virgins at the abortion rally. You might even see some clear heels!

Esse cara é sensacional. to rindo horrores aqui hahahahahahahaha

If you've never contemplated murder, then you ain't been in love!

LOL .. I forgot how funny this was.

"Man, I gave that bitch a dollar and she ain't do nuttin" HAHAHA!

idk how much i'll watch of this...getting sleepy

"You can't even eat your food because you can't believe what the f*ck you're listenin'!"

It's on Comedy Central. Really funny

If there are so many strippers in college how come I never got a smart lap dance? ... Stripper myth. | Chris Rock is genius - always has been always will be. I adore him. l

I think this is the one that's on. Classic nonetheless :)

"My only job in life is to keep my baby off the pole"! lol

I forgot how funny this was! Lol

Love how Chris Rock preaches and teaches all while making us laugh... No wonder he's got Emmys!!

..there's men that EAT at strip clubs..u that hungry? u cant go to mcdonalds or something? tator tots and titties dont mix!!.. bwhahahahahahahaha!!

Chris Rock is just plain funny.

Titties and tater tots don't mix.