Do you REALLY think Joseph would stay with Mary for all those years if he wasn't getting it-Chris Rock

Watching the "collectors edition"

One of the best philosophical films on religion ever made---and it is hysterical

Now this is a great film, considered to be kevin smith's most epic flick I have to agree.

I'm pissed off & this ALWAYS cheers me up

tava passando na band, bem legal

#Band Bem legalzinho esse filme. Curti

Tenho certeza que o Padre MarketingCello e o Rouba Reza Soares deve adorar tambem!

Putz, esta passando Dogma na Band! K7 eh a maior prova que Deus eh sarcastico. Porra, nao poderia passar no Domingo!

Finalmente voltou a passar na TV. :)

Um dos melhores filmes evah!!! Esse tá no meu top 5! Passando na Band...

If you havent seen this, watch it :-)

Liz (Janeane Garofalo): Do you remember that seminary student, the one that used to mow my lawn, the one I tried to set you up with?

Bethany (Linda Fiorentino): The 20-year old. The one I could've... more

Liz (Janeane Garofalo): Do you remember that seminary student, the one that used to mow my lawn, the one I tried to set you up with?

Bethany (Linda Fiorentino): The 20-year old. The one I could've babysat for in high school.

Liz: Right. Well, the point is he told me something. He said that faith is like a glass of water. When you're young, the glass is little so it's easy to fill. As you get older, the glass gets bigger; the same amount of liquid doesn't fill it anymore. But periodically, the glass has to be refilled.

Bethany: You're suggesting I need to get filled?

Liz: In more ways than one.

If I had a Dick I would go get laid so instead I'll do the next best thing. Let's kill people.

I love this movie !! It's very funny... Love it, love it !!!!!! :D ₪ ø lll ·o.

This better be good, I need a comfort movie tonight.

Is is my experience that the average man is never a man. Not even for 10 minutes of his entire life!!!

Buddy Jesus. Enough said.

"Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women just don't fall out of the sky you know"

" No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air."

Just watched this again. As fun as the first time. lol

one of my favorites, haven't seen it in awhile

I'm very badly in need of an Alan Rickman fix!! The man makes me go all wibbly! Lol

"Your continued existence is a mockery of morality."

Omfg it's so hard to watch this cause iCant stop laughing at @JayMewes !

"You don't believe in God because of 'Alice in Wonderland'?"

We figure an abortion clinic is a great place to meet loose women.

My god this movie is always a favorite.

And enjoying a Papa Murphy's Chicago style stuffed pizza :-) mmmmmmm

Commentary. Killing time until the other arrives and we go to partay...

Faith is like a glass of water. When you're young, the glass is little, so it's easy to fill. As you get older, the glass gets bigger. The same anount of liquid doesn't fill it anymore.