The toilet paper and washing your hands sketch is hilarious! "You look like a beaver trying to get more water because the water that comes out of the sink is not enough"

Can you please add the movie-----"DORY", to the site?

Who doesn't love Ellen? She is home grown funny.

The best stand up ever! Loves it.

"you need scissors to get into scissors!" bahahahaha love her 😝

She never fails to make me laugh XD

Watching for millionth time..... "Is it peas??"

How I love her... Laughter is the best medicine for me right now :D

Jajajaja nunca la había visto en un Stand Up!! Es genial!!

Watching my favorite comedy special on DVD

Love this woman.....Ive spent last two months watching all her shows)))

i listen to this all the time

This makes me laugh every time, so funny!

"And because of celebrating to soon you completely forgot the point you were trying to make..."

We got food on the go.. we got go-gert

Wonder if this is available in the UK? :) @theellenshow

Check. Funny, haha! :)

i will instantly love anyone who has seen this.

"Procrastinate now people dont put it off" ^_^ -Ellen

ohh she cracks me up.. the tp and the pickle skits are hilarious... among the rest hahaha

"You need scissors to get into scissors! What if you're buying 'em for the first time?"

"You need scissors to get into scissors! What if you're buying 'em for the first time?"

You'll never see a pygmy on Paxil #fb

Always makes me laugh. "and I don't have to go right nowwwww"