Stuck at home for the next 2 days until my stitches come out so the sliced muscle can repair.
Please send:
sour cream and onion chips...
with some dip, man.
Some beef jerky.
Some peanut... more

Stuck at home for the next 2 days until my stitches come out so the sliced muscle can repair.
Please send:
sour cream and onion chips...
with some dip, man.
Some beef jerky.
Some peanut butter.
Get some Haagen Dazs
ice cream bars. A whole lot.
Make sure chocolate.
Gotta have chocolate, man.
Some popcorn. Bread. Popcorn.
Graham crackers.
Graham crackers with the marshmallows,
the little marshmallows.
And little chocolate bars.
We'll make some smores, man.
Also celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch
with the little crunch berries.
Pizzas.
We need two big pizzas, man.
Everything on 'em.
With water, whole lot of water.
And... Funyuns.
#yeah #unquote

I love Butternuts ... Buttercup!!! Haha

Abbazabba, you're my only friend!

Found this dvd still in shrink wrap, while cleaning.

Use to watch this movie all the time

Hey, black ass! Why didn't you tell us earlier?

One of my ALL TIME favourite movies! How could anyone hate it?

I need to talk to Sampson!

"I myself am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it."

Every time this is on I cannot resist its charm. Good ol' Killer and his three legged bitch mother.

THIS HORSE IS A DIABETIC!

"You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his... more

"You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch! "

Break out bully bong Thornton

I don't do drugs. Just weed.

"you know I've heard people say they don't get high the first time they smoke. Not us we was really really high."

He had sex with my momma

I WANNA TALK TO SAMSON!

This movie just awesome haha always has me laughing. All time fav when im in a High mood!

Dave Chappelle always makes me crack up!

Snuggling with the hubbs <3 ❤

Just now noticed the guys in the beginning are watching The Munster's. Wonder why I'm just now noticing that. ;)

I'm from Jamaica, man.

Where in Jamaica?

Near the beach!

Why not start off the new year with some laughs?

Some people say they dont get high the first time... Not me, we was toe up!!! Lol

Since I have been diagnosed w glaucoma, wish I could smoke pot, ha

Chappelle is hilarious in this movie...

If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?

Great way to spend Chistmas Eve

"You guys believe in angels?" So many awesome quotes. Love this movie.

Yo give me your fruit cocktail