"Why do you call yourself Voltron, Dave?
I don't know, Cathy, maybe because it's *super* badass?"

I'm freaking pumped! I've been drinking green tea all god damned day!

Who wants to see some big ass stunts?

This movie is amazing!!!

Needed a comedy chaser after Melancholia.

My name is Katie. And I, like to party.

My name is Rod and I like to party.

Hmm not that impressed

Just got in, its half way thru. Funny as f!!!!

There's no tool in this pool.

Haven't seen this movie in forever! Love it!

please believe that i do my laundry with no pants on!!!

I just found a bag of fireworks in the mens restroom, would you care to light them off with me?

Fck yes, I love this movie!

It's bouncing around the internet like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert!

Cool beans! Coo coo cool beans! Beans cool. Be be beans cool! Cooooooolllllll beans!

Once, I was legit. In fact I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. Therefore, I must quit. --I can't believe I didn't like this the first time I watched it. Past me should be... more

Once, I was legit. In fact I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. Therefore, I must quit. --I can't believe I didn't like this the first time I watched it. Past me should be horsewhipped. Er, hwhipped.

This is my hat now. This is totally my hat.

The safe word will be Hwisky.

This one makes the list of my top 5

My fave "go-to" movie when I can't think of anything to watch.

I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all &@&&@#& day!
Danny McBride ...

Makes me think of Justin : p

"You know what car I think's overrated?"

"What?"

"Corvette."

Who would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?

É a saturday night live films em mais uma produção!

Babe no babe wait babe baabeee babe baaaabbbeeee noooo babe! Wait noo babe babe babe!

I'd rather die than live un a world where i can't kick your ass!-Rod

I go to church every GOD DAMN SUNDAY, AND U WANT TO BRING THE DEMONS OUT OF ME?!

Ahh grr i need to go to my quiet place!! *dances* Lmmfaoo