"Ive heard about this...cat juggling."

"Poor Hobart; his wife withdrew some money from their retirement account and had to pay a substantial penalty" [then maid shot by firing squad]

"When you make love to your boyfriend, would you think of me? Or, if we made love you could think of him." [If you and him made love then both of you could think of me] "I'd be happy to just be in... more

"When you make love to your boyfriend, would you think of me? Or, if we made love you could think of him." [If you and him made love then both of you could think of me] "I'd be happy to just be in there somewhere"

Hey, you've got my name tattooed on your ass, right under the "J's" I bet more people see this than the phone book!

"I cant make out the license plate but its traveling south pulling a church."

Navin, its your birthday and its time you knew: you're not our natural born child.... You mean I'm gonna stay this color?!?!

I was born a poor black child...

Because I have insomnia and it's funny as hell....

Now...i only have 2 things. My friends! And my uhhh...this thermos!

"Uhhh? I'm not a bum. I'm a jerk. "

Got to love Steve Martin

Im getting very sleepy.... Hope i dont fall asleep before it goes off..... Good night folks....

Thank you AMC for the late night entertainment.

He's shooting at the oil cans! He hates those cans!

"For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex."

The new phonebook is here! The new phonebook is here!! Im somebody now!!

It's these cans!!! Somebody hates these cans!

I LOVE this movie!!!!! This is one of the BEST movies of all time. Steve Martin is IT!!!

I found out what my special purpose is for.

"you mean i'm gonna stay this color?!" lmao, that parts always makes me crack up!

This movie is so funny... Steve martin is the man... Love it! !!

Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboons ass

"I'm picking out a Thermos - for you. Not an ordinary Thermos - for you."

It was never easy for me, I was born a poor black child.

You mean im going to stay this colour?? @stevemartin classic!

These cans, these cans!! He hates these cans!!

Love this movie! Remember seeing it in theatres when it came out! Seen it a billion times!

my honey i know that in the dawn that you'll be gone

What better inspiration when writing a eulogy?

"He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans." A Steve Martin classic!