your wife is so fat I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

Yet another bruce willis movie i have never seen. Gonna chill watching it with my snuggie and some popcorn :-)

Bruno at his best, a great Shane Black script, Tony Scott in one of his rare moments of not sucking = FUN.

Never finished watching it last time!!!

Looove this film! :D

Funny duo, too tired to watch the full film though.

Love this movie! We're being beat up by the inventor of Scrabble!

Before the yippi-yappa-hey hey MTFCKR, the legend says: At the beginning it was Hallenbeck, and he had hair, and used to flirt to a really old chick known as Cybill. . .

You can't just walk up and slap a guy, you have to say something cool first.

Love love live this movie. Of course I LOVE Bruce Willis!!

I used to love this movie. Now I love finding plot holes in it big enough to drive a dump truck through.

When you're dead I'll take your $600 pants.

You're not fat, just a whole lotta woman. LMAO

Directed by tony Scott. Bruce willis surly as always. #JoeHallenbeck ftw

Touch me again I'll kill ya. Ha! Love this flick!

We're being beat up by the inventor of Scrabble!

Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick.

"I want to hear you scream." "Play some rap music."

Why did Milo cross the Road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!

First time seeing this.

Whoever the wardrobe person was that did the football uniforms, should be ashamed.

Sheldon Marcone should be a politician. He would be great at it!

Sky's blue, water is wet...

"Surfs up pal!" Like a fine wine, this movie gets better with time.

This flick has a kinda awkward vibe to it...

"Oh great we're getting beat up by the inventor of Scrabble"

Back when Bruno had hair.

How much something like them cost? 650. 650? Yeah. 650 dollars? Yeah. The pants? Yes. They cone with a TV in them or something? Nope. I'm getting old!

Water's wet, sky is blue, women have secrets

"Waters wet, sky is blue....Satan Claus is coming for you..."