Looking to be awesomely bad.

Sono passati solo 10 minuti, ma credo di poter affermare di stare vedendo il più bel film di sempre!!!

Why did I put off watching this for so long? Danny Trejo is Machete. What more do you need to know?

Can't wait for the sequel

"Please father... have mercy." "God has mercy. I don't!"

Let's finish it this time

Machete will return in : Machete Kills, and in: Machete Kills Again.
No me canso de ésta película.

Didn't follow the movie very well but I loved all the low riders|!.

Sometimes you need a little bit of blood bullets and broken hearts lol

Jessica Alba is so beautiful

He beats any Avenger...

No me canso de ver esta película.

This is a crazy ass movie

Haven't seen this since its theatrical release. Hoping it's still as awesome as I remember it.

What's a better way to calibrate Cinco De Mayo?! MACHETE!!!

Machete don't text... But jesus does lol

Lindsay Lohan makes Steven Segal look like Marlon Brando

The human intestine is 10 times the length of a human being.

Getting ready to watch this...can't wait to see Danny Trejo at Days of the Dead in Indianapolis in July!

The Rapist in Con Air gets his own movie..........Lol

In the name of my father... Eh, I forgot the rest... *bang*

"Put your clothes on." "It's too hot for clothes." Then she produces a cell phone from her 'hidden compartment'...

This is so awesome! Can't believe this movie came from a fake movie trailer

Danny Trejo is a badass

Muy Robert Rodriguez pero me gusta su estilo

Robert Rodriguez movies are awesome. You either love them or you hate them.

I loved the Tarantino half of From Dusk "Til Dawn, hated the second part, hated all of this.

Machete Kills is suppose to come out 2013...Cool !!

"Machete don't text." Haha. GREAT movie.

"Io sono esperta di cose dure!" Oddio LiLo, io ti amo!