On en a pour son argent ! Hell Yeah

Can't go wrong with LiLo kickin' serious a**.

Watching on HBO GO now, love this movie and its 70's style throwback to the old drive-in grindhouse movies

Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez are bad ass in this over the top movie!

Classic, but Machete don't text.

Watching Machete on HBO while reading Egan's...

I need a Danny Trejo is my homeboy t-shirt

Tsss el intro bien loco me encanta.

Lohan fix for the day :)

Should be watchin the babies .... but naaa Im sure they'll be fine

I'm a Mexi-can, not a Mexi-can't. lol

The henchman that quits as soon as Machete comes up to him is the smartest Ensign Tricky ever!

Robert Rodriguez is a badass & filmed this in the #ATX (TROUBLE MAKER STUDIOS)

Cameos left and right in this..

I swear I saw Danny Trejo in Gallup last weekend..

This was a bloody mofo!

Only movie I have seen where danny trejo doesn't die.

I need a good laugh...L Lohan playing a druggie...
Machete

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The girl had a cellphone inside her pussy & Segal plays a Mexican dude?! WtF?!?!!

Lots of blood guts & gore. Low budget lots of stars. Think I'll go to sleep before this ones finished.

En la frontera de México ..? Migrantes, balas, mafia, border patrol y... Machete!

i cant believe Jessica Alba fell in love with that ugly old man. this movie sucks

Has got to be one of the worst acting & none realistic movies I've ever seen

Vendo intestinos servirem de corda.

If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!

Possibly the most ridiculous film ever. Let's hope so and also food fun

Swinging out a window from a guys intestines? Really? Points for something new...

Danny Trejo has a face only Robert Rodriguez could love. Like an old hat full of Cambell's Chunky soup mixed liberally with assholes.

Think I'll double bill this with 'Spy Kids'.....

Family movie night. Watching a Rodriguez Classic.