In this slapstick comedy from director David Zucker, an eager young man (Ashton Kutcher) is asked by his mean boss to housesit; hoping to use this as an opportunity to win the heart of his boss's daughter (Tara Reid), on whom he's long had a crush, the young man decides to accept the job. What he didn't plan on was the long string of other houseguests that come along in the meantime, threatening to foil his plans!
T.J.: "You rat me out, I'm gonna carve you like a turkey and beat your kids with what's left of you."
Tom Stansfield: "I don't have any kids."
T.J.: "I can wait."
"You rat me out, I'm gonna carve you like a turkey and beat your kids with what's left of you." -T.J.
"I don't have any kids." -Tom
"I can wait." -T.J.