This movie is tooo tooo funny..

Gator's b's better be using jimmies!!!

This Is Funny As Hell!
Good Choice Babe! : )

Lmfao when they jump off the roff haha xD

It's funny every time.

Probably the only movie I've seen that I think the theatrical version is funnier than the unrated version.

"A Lion ? Swimming ? In the ocean ? Lions don't even like water !! "

I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly. LMAO

"I'm a peacock. You gotta let me fly!". Took several viewings to appreciate this movie! Love it.

Mama Ramos: Sheila says she doesn’t know what happened and she wants you back. She also says...
Allen: Yes...
Mama Ramos: ...she wants you on top of her holding her hair, and riding her like a... more

Mama Ramos: Sheila says she doesn’t know what happened and she wants you back. She also says...
Allen: Yes...
Mama Ramos: ...she wants you on top of her holding her hair, and riding her like a bucking bronco while she’s sucks your thumb says “mama likey”
Allen: You tell your daughter...
Mama Ramos: He said he’ll always love you, and he’s so happy you’re having his child.
Sheila: Allen...
Mama Ramos: He also says that he wants you to stare into each other eyes without blinking while you do it.
Sheila: I love when we do that!
Mama Ramos: Then afterwards lick the sweat of each other. I don’t want to do this. You say things that are too personal.

Mama Ramos: She says she loves you, and wants to hold your hand and have iced tea with you.
Allen: Come on! That’s not all she said.
Mama Ramos: No, she says other things ...but I don’t want to...
Allen: Please please please, you don’t realize ...I may be killed tomorrow.
Mama Ramos: She says she wants to unplug all the c...

...""Got a couple of tips(help you guys stay out of jail).. One: try your hardest to not be black or hispanic.."" haha

"I need an MRI; I've got soft tissue damage!"

I'm a Peacock; you gotta let me fly!" Mark should say that in every one of his movies!!!

Free Hot Dogs for life... But, no drinks... I can't do it.

I wanna break your hip...LOL

I got so drunk last night that I thought a tube of tooth-paste was astronaut food. lol

"I'm a peacock,damn it! You gotta let me fly!" Lmao

Good, good, my son's bi-sexual.
Good to hear. I'll talk to you later.

Freaking hilarious!! Laughing my ass off!!

That's called a stable of whores

Might be the most underrated comedy in the last decade.

What is up with you and superhot women!?!?!?

Alright Alan, whatever, go inside.
Bye Sheila

Don't speak to her like that Alan

I always got Little River Band loaded... I've got like six discs in here.

Giving it a second chance.

If I was a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and frakin eat you-then bang your tuna girlfriend! classic

I wish I hadn't watched this movie

Love this movie, this 2 guys make a good team.

Lmao such a dumb movie but there's deff a few good laughs happenin. The first time I didn't even like it but idk mighta been my MOOD