This movie is a hoot!

I had you all over for dinner, Fish tacos

Watched this junk last night. Terrible.

Where is my goddamn super fan status GetGlue? Bastards!

and then the smoke converges, creating a TRIFECTA of joint-smoking power. This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking.

This. Is. The future, this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one - the guy who, uh, designed the Golden Gate Bridge. My... more

This. Is. The future, this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one - the guy who, uh, designed the Golden Gate Bridge. My second favorite civil engineer behind Hannskarl Bandel: Madison Square Garden... What you do is you light all three ends at the same time...

It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.

Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.

Pandora can't go back into the box - he only comes out.

What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead! How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start... more

What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead! How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.

"Prepare to suck the cock of karma!"

Ahhhh, good ol'd Pineapple Express. "A cop, a lady, and a guy, man? That's like a massacre."

"talk radio man, its so boring the car comited suiside"

Hey look, it's like my thumb is my cock

I thought hurricane season was over

James Franco is more suitable as a weed smoking drug dealer than any other role he tries. He is #natural

Dopest Dope I've Ever Smoked

What do u mean the battery is dead?

You just got killed by my Daewoo Lantos

and my "bed rest" Movie marathon.....starts now

James franco is the best..

I made yall fish tacossss

We've reached a conclusion on item 9.... ILLEGALLLLL!!!

I thought hurricane season was over.....

Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.

Saul: I wish I had a job like that. Where I could just sit around and smoke weed all day Dale Denton: Hey you do have that job. You do sit around and smoke weed all day. Saul: Hey you're right. Hey... more

Saul: I wish I had a job like that. Where I could just sit around and smoke weed all day Dale Denton: Hey you do have that job. You do sit around and smoke weed all day. Saul: Hey you're right. Hey thanks man.

"Matheson's over here with British Knights on. I ain't seen anyone wear those since 1987"

I'm done with the woods, let's roll!

Trying to salvage the night after that last depressing ass film.

"I thought hurricane season was ova!!"