Or its alternative title 'Clive Owens sliding show real'. More belly sliding action than Penguins at the slopes.

I watched Shoot 'Em Up.
Bem divertido, nada que deva ser levado a sério.

My first time seeing this one & I love it already. Can't beat a good action movie w/ "The Man," Clive Owen. I can say I have a new appreciation for Carrots now. xD

A perfect movie when you have no brain juice. :-) One of my faves.

You know what I hate?? Movies without Clive Owen. This movie is reason #22 as to why I always carry carrots on me. You don't wanna know the other reasons. Haha

love this movie and carrots are awesome

"Oh yessiree bob it certainly has been a pleasure."

I mean...I love Bugs Bunny vs. Elmer Fudd cartoons, so this was of course God's gift to me.

"eat your vegetables" #CliveOwen

Funny cos it's so ridiculous

GREAT MOVIE!!!!! Clive is so sexy! If you haven't seen it.......see it!

Does exactly what is says on the tin

Can an action movie have a better opening scene than this one? Carrots through the head, babies being born, people being shot in the face, and one liners up the wazoo? That my friend equals one of... more

Can an action movie have a better opening scene than this one? Carrots through the head, babies being born, people being shot in the face, and one liners up the wazoo? That my friend equals one of the greatest movie ever put on film.

As I've said before; gratuitous violence is great. Plus any movie where a guy is killed with a carrot within the first 10 minutes, worth re-watching.

I only made it about 20 minutes in before giving up. To say this movie is stupid would add a whole new dimension to the word 'understatement'. A pity really.

Just like the title states, lotsa guns! The skydiving scene is freaking sweet! Of course, I am a big Clive Owen fan, so how could it suck? :)

Mmmm Watching Clive Owen play with his carrot never gets old.

Love this movie. Best roll Clive Owen has ever played.

Perfecta para cuando estas arrebatado..!!!!

Um dos filmes mais forçados da história dos filmes de ação! E isso é o que faz ele ser divertido!

Omg this movie is terrifyingly hilarious

Lol, idek what's going on, but it's hilarious

Ha! I forgot about the beating heart when dude gets a hole in him... ^_^

Love this movie!!! Its got tons of action and lots of comedy my kinda movie... Favorite quote_ Mr. Hertz: My god! Do we really suck, or is this guy really that good?

Insanely over the top action packed rollercoaster of a movie... just the way I like them. Gotta love how cool and collected Clive Owen's character is at all times, plus he gets bonus points for using... more

Insanely over the top action packed rollercoaster of a movie... just the way I like them. Gotta love how cool and collected Clive Owen's character is at all times, plus he gets bonus points for using carrots as deadly weapons. Paul Giamatti makes an awesome villain and Monica Bellucci is delicious as usual. Awesome movie, start to finish.

Wow, they're trying to make a world record of bullets flying around in this movie

Hey! That's @dvntownsend's Zen video in the background! Cool :-)

2 min in and already a fan. Anyone who slams a carrot through someone's skull and delivers a baby 1 min later is a hero in my book. LMAO

Counting bullits and dead bodies!!!

Crazy movie haven't seen it in forever