Watched earlier with my hubby.

"We created the missionary position. You're welcome."

"I'll hold your hair."!!! :D

Heard this was good..?! I'm 50/50 w/ liking "Will Ferrell" movies... Growing on me over the years!

There's a pretzel in my head!

This movie makes me laugh....every time ... Love that Will Ferrel!

Why is it that you always fall for people who leave you? Have you noticed that? <3 Shake and Bake

Not really a fan. I blame those damn kids.

There's a goddamn cougar in the car!

I am watching Comedy Central and letters(TOSH 5.29) appear very faintly on the screen. Weird.

Getting ready for the Simpson's...

"Let me quote the late great Col. Sanders who said, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'"

With all due respect that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on

"And I stayed in my pee pants all day long!" "Break it Pepe le Pu"

Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mt. Dew!

I am required at every grace to mention power-aide ....

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt...

Ilike to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

Its the fastest who get paid, and the fastest who get laid.

"I'm all jacked up on Mt. Dew!"

Love Ricky Booby. Help me Tom Cruise, help me Oprah Wnfrey!

ninjas are trying to get me!

Thank baby Jesus in the Einstein videos.....

"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed." -Eleanor Roosevelt

Goofy movie makes southerners look foolish for family closeness and faith.

Eu adoro a panelinha dos atores de saturday night live. =) Recomendo esse filme idiota

Yep, I still hate the french

Time to let the cougar loose.

Cal: "Hey, Ricky! We missed you at the wedding! It was really classy. We had a Styx cover band and a nacho fountain. Check it, it was a nacho fountain, with six kinds of cheese on it!"

Thats all the little bastard wanted was for you to win