Jayme 'Peapod' Kat

When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a T-Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short, I roamed the back yard, I chased the... more

When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a T-Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short, I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Peapod you are 27, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job"