Pedro Mercado

I am the #1 most criminally-overlooked warm potato in the whole wide world, and am therefore predisposed for good conversation. Also, I have a foolproof method for... more

I am the #1 most criminally-overlooked warm potato in the whole wide world, and am therefore predisposed for good conversation. Also, I have a foolproof method for picking winning lottery numbers, and even though I usually charge people for this information, I would whisper it to you for nothing...as long as you buy me a chocolate shake. Besides all of that, I am smart and fun and have a wicked, quirky mind. And,they tell me I'm cute and huggable and smell mountain fresh. I am definitely well-read, have seen tons of good foreign movies, and know lots of useless things that make people laugh. Plus, I'm good with a razor and lotion, and like drawing on skin. And though, yes, I have a cynical streak a mile wide,I'm not averse to someone changing my mind. Oh- and I have nice black shoes and a really bad haircut...oh wait, that last one's not a good reason. Anyway, just come on dive in and get to know me if you don't already know too much!