This party just took a turn for douche (For the douche, for the douche, for the MFing douche!)

Love Running with Chicken....

Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle.

Move it like a shake weight, move it like a shake weight!!

Pregnant Women Are Smug

#nowplaying Garfunkel & Oates--Save The Rich

Love these ladies. Great music!

Handjob, Blandjob, I Dint Understandjob...funny freakin chicks!!

The new album "Slippery When Moist" is so good!

Just got their new album, "Slippery When Moist" :)

Just inflicted "This Party Took a Turn for the Douche" on my wife. She may not be a fan. Her loss.

Handjob, Bland Job, I Don't Understand Job
LMFAO

This Party Took a Turn for the Douche

One night stand - cracks me up

Going to be on happy endings tonight!

This Party Just Took A Turn For The Douche ("gonna pop my collar like limbaugh pops oxy")

I got those webbed feet on my mind

Bitch, I don't really care.

this party just took a turn for the douche!

playing pregnant women are smug.

Just returned from their show at Snoqualmie Casino Ballroom. So much fun!

I have to get you a card? But I sent you an email.

Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Mastubatating)

Pregnant Women are Smug

#NowPlaying Sex with Ducks.