About to see them Live!! DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL!!!

Show tonight at Irving Plaza.

They're touring again in October - I am so going!!!!

If you don't golf, that's okay/You can be a tiger anyway/Lie through your teeth when things get tough/Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough! Yeah yeaaahhhh

Just be happy that he's hung like a horse and we get to ride the pony of course!!! ;)

I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place, squirt my baby gravy all over your face yeah-heaaa!!

They Kicked Irving Plaza's ASS!!

I feel like Tawny Kitaen. Looking forward to Weds night show at Irving Plaza.

I love whoever put this on the jukebox.

This band is awesomely funny. "If you were a man, I'd be suddenly gay for you...My heart belongs to you, but my ---- is community property." Lolz!

Well I bet you never guessed when you came to the show, you'd be coming on the bus with me and doing some blow...

Don't whine when I put it in your booty, or if I'm up all night playing Call Of Duty..

THAT'S WHAT GIRLS ARE FOR
Dear old dad, god rest his soul
He'd wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl
Smack my mom upside the head
"make me an sandwich" is what he said

just be happy that i'm hung like a horse and you get to ride the pony of course
cause i'm really really really really really fond of you too

where are def leppard, where is motley crue?
why do all my lyrics sound like dr seuss?
death to all but metal! \m/

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods

Getting ready for the gig tonight!!!

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. That's called the shocker.

This is my first time listening to these guys and i think their funny as hell and talented

i cant wait to see steep panther live for the 3rd time :)

... 'Gold-Digging Whore' has been on repeat for the past hour. Bwah ha. ...

- just be happy that im hung like a horse and you get to ride the pony of course!!!! <3 it!!!

Funny but crass. Put on a good show yesterday

Just because they're freakin amazing!

The album Feel The Steel - bring it ON!!!

Balls Out! Can't wait to see 'em tomorrow night with Alter Bridge!

"I'll kiss your mouth even after you swallow my load" -Community Property

Balls Out - getting revved up for next week!

LOL! listing to new one balls out. LOL! Just like Tiger Woods!!!!!

My heart belongs to you.... but my cock is a community property! HAHAAHAHA