my last show of @MoontowerComedy: seeing steven wright from the balcony at @ParamountAustin. seat f-1.

Went to a bar and asked a beautiful woman "You live here often?"

I the when my foot falls asleep in the day. Means it'll be up all night.

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

I played poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

The map of the United States is to scale. 1 mile = 1 mile....

This album has me in stitches!! I LOVE his humor! Highly recommended for the laughs!

Steven Wright's voice soothes my soul. Listening to him and Maron.

Forgot who funny he was...

Listening to @StevenWright is like taking a drug that makes you feel so good, you feel guilty. Then you remember it's legal!

"I realize this is not a movie I saw, this's a dream I had. 'My God, I'm trying to rent my own dream!'" #StevenWright

Steven Wright thinks its wrong only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Thanks for calling.

I have a pony, just the sort of humour I need at work.... Real dry