Born. To. Mack. Oakland, stand up

Checking out Too Short @ The House of Blues Hollywood!! WHAT'S MY FAVORITE WORD?!

Too Short screwed & chopped makes life complete

"Dont fight the feeling".....

He reminds me of Gorsuch and Abate my Navy bunkmates

Ain't nothin like pimpin, just let it roll... =)

If I wanted someone small I would masterbate...
You mother should have hung you from you umbilical cord...

Ur daddy use to be a playa so why r u a loser - Too $hort

He got a new cd came out n Feb.....joint is funny & crankn......:)

"These are the tales, the freaky tales, these are the tales that I know so well..."

I'M A PLAYER, AND I'M PLAYIN JUST TO PLAY

Trying to sleep Listening to the new Too Short cd No trespassing to early to say if it's good..

Awwwww this is taking me back!!! :)

Don't Fight the Feeling

If you ever see me rollin in my drop top caddy, throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy, cuz I never would front on my folks, I slow down and let the gold diggers count on my spokes.

The ghetto. U cant be white n white cant be black. just be yaself

It takes me back to a simpler time

What's my favorite word? BITCH!!!

XM radio , on road , closing deals ... I don't mind leaving the office at all

"mother f**k you damn sh*thead biatch!" His lyrics are so poetic .. classic too short.

Giving up the funk

"Gettin' it" You should be gettin' it...get it while the gettin' is good...get it while you can...you should be gettin' it. Work hard, never stop hustlin'.

Life Is... Too Short on iHeartRadio

"don't fight the feeling"

Gettin crunk this AM

Listening to too short, bringing in that new year right, u dig?

Call her a biiiiiiiiiiitch

I Ain't Trippin' - Not my choice!

Short Dog's in the House

"I've Been Watching (Move Your Sexy Body)"