Robert J. Baker

I like chaos when I'm not in the middle of it; the color green; blueberries; penguins, all kinds; house fires when people don't die in them; being lazy on Saturdays... more

I like chaos when I'm not in the middle of it; the color green; blueberries; penguins, all kinds; house fires when people don't die in them; being lazy on Saturdays; striped dress shirts; thunderstorms as long as I'm not in them; having wheelchair races with friends; staying up late; pale ale, especially Belgian beers; chicken pot pie; quoting phrases at random from obscure movies; reading about serial killers; and watching quality television. I despise loud, repetitive noises; screaming children; going to the dentist; getting out of bed before 10 a.m.; big dogs; the status quo; sitting in the dark; being wet unless I'm taking a shower; ants, bees and crawling-type bugs; vacuuming; and pumping my own gas. I tend to pass out when exposed to blood, even my own. I'm not the kind of person you should look to for help in case of an emergency. If so, they'll have to hospitalize us both.