D'arcy Slopez

movie critic, music critic, comic critic, feline critic, people critic..oh yeah, thats it! people critic..i mean, c'mon, have you been to the social security office... more

movie critic, music critic, comic critic, feline critic, people critic..oh yeah, thats it! people critic..i mean, c'mon, have you been to the social security office? people fail!.... theres no crying in baseball! NO CRYING!!... "so what did she say?' "she never wants to see me again." "i see, how did you take that" "well...im sitting outside on a blanket, drinking a bottle of wine that i washed some xanax down with, an im talking to you...my cat." "yeah, thats pretty bad. well id love to stay but i have to lick myself now." "i understand.*mutter to self* i wish i had someone to lick me. *takes swig of bottle*".... I take it, youre not from around these parts? well, if by parts you mean a crack head whore, umm no no, i am from here.