Steve Olenski

I don't do many things well but I can write my ass off. I realize I'm not everyone's cup of tea but... I love coffee. I am a very creative person. I am an idea... more

I don't do many things well but I can write my ass off. I realize I'm not everyone's cup of tea but... I love coffee. I am a very creative person. I am an idea guy. I am unconventional in many ways. I am an inquisitive person. I am a very good writer. I am a very good people person. I need better listening skills. (just ask my wife) I am very passionate about creating and writing. I enjoy making people laugh. I am a Scorpio by birth. I have retained entirely too much useless information, AKA trivia to last 3 lifetimes. I can tell you who won the Super Bowl in 1974 but I can't seem to remember my wedding anniversary. I don't like Pina Coladas but I also don't mind getting caught in the rain. I will NEVER be outworked. My passion, my energy, my drive and my enthusiasm is true, real and undeniable. I do not drink. I do not smoke or use drugs. I do not use foul langu...well I do not drink or smoke or use drugs. The high I get from creating, writing, conceptualizing and destroying a pepperoni pizza is palpable. And no drug, man-made or otherwise could EVER duplicate, replicate or imitate the feeling and sensation that is derived from that.