Thierry Nguyen

I walk the Earth with two arms like Donald Sutherland. A liberal arts degree from the best public university in the country has doomed me to a life of... more

I walk the Earth with two arms like Donald Sutherland. A liberal arts degree from the best public university in the country has doomed me to a life of prognosticating, writing about video games, flexing my kung-fu grip, and eating rice with an abandon most would describe as either "reckless" or "shameless." I'd say I'm searching for The Ultimate Epiphany and whatfor, but I'm actually just searching for seedless, cubic watermelon and a bag of Doritos.