Never liked Andy Dick, at least Roger isn't so annoying

Andy Dick moves in when Roger is kicked out.

"In a world where vomit comes out of my mouth..."

Roger the Alien: Don't hurt me! I know it sounds cliche, but I mean you no harm!

Stanley Smith: You're the alien? But they said you'd be bigger, and with claws.

Roger the Alien: Oh, I've got... more

Roger the Alien: Don't hurt me! I know it sounds cliche, but I mean you no harm!

Stanley Smith: You're the alien? But they said you'd be bigger, and with claws.

Roger the Alien: Oh, I've got claws. Look how fat you are. See? Kitty can scratch.

Why is Roger singing Cheryl Lynn's To be Real? This is the craziest episode I have watched in awhile.

Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it? Hmmmm, tastes like I might die

"Does this story come with a dictionary? I don't know what you're talking about!"

i live my life like he would!

Roger is my favorite alien...

Bahahahaha Roger always steals the show

Love Roger's catty sense of humor. Think I'll put on an episode or two now. LOL!

When domesticated pigs go in the wild they grow tusks Stan : who says that? Roger mmmYOUR MOTHERmm

SO I pretty much quote Roger EVERYDAY

(President) Obama may be a black man, but I bet he keeps his butt-cheeks clenched like a white man!

And his son Big Giant Dick has to be 4th

On my list of aliens Rog is # 2. Spock is still # 1. Big Giant Head comes in 3rd when he's wasted

I want a pet alien! The Roger kind, not the ET kind. There's a difference. ;)

"Does this story come with a dictionary?"

"You know what? Tell them all..tell the whole, damn, dirty, pirate cast. But not Geoffrey Rush."

He's my new favorite TV character...alive or drawn.

He is sooo funny :p

I think it would be fun to have a Roger in your family to have adventures with.

Why would you sell the girl? Why would you not look at the blue jay earlier?!

AHHHH!!!!!! If I could only look this good lol

Jello shot bitch

When I turned 15 I ate my dad

Rasta Roger or Armenian Roger...who is my favorite???

Yeah, can someone tell Snake Pliskin here to back off?

An alcoholic alien! What more could a girl ask for?